An unexpected side-effect of now being considered management is that I have to ‘represent’ our team at things. Like tonight, where I’m ‘representing’ my magazine at a Sales Christmas Party. :S The dress code is ‘Cocktail Chic’ which is clearly not a thing.
if you’re not following blaaargh then you’re not following the right blaaags
Hullo! I have been considering attending mortuary school, but I have some reservations-- apparently it's difficult to get into the business if your family isn't already in it. Could you possibly shed some light on this if you know anything about it? <3 Thank you~!
That isn’t true. Light shed.
Rates of people whose families were never in the business are higher than ever. In fact, I don’t think I even follow anybody whose family is in the business.
Where did you hear that?
the most shocking thing you could ever say as a funeral director is “you know? let’s not put out calendars this year.”
When do you test for your boards sweetpea?
thanks chinga I will email you/private ask you. just took (and passed) one on saturday and take the other on the 28th. the info on that one is state-specific so unless we live in the same state (maybe we do?) I’m not sure what you could have buuuut maybe…
how was the mach 5 even legal
let’s break that speed record
no but really what the fuck
tumblr login making me wanna vom
I remember you saying ages ago that you'd tell us the story of your first removal one day, apparently it was quite eventful. Did you ever tell it? I'm quite curious, i liked hearing your stories, you're funny.
it will happen eventually. i’ve been trying to decide exactly how to do it, because it involves a lot of REALLY SPECIFIC DETAILS, which i always try to avoid on here. also i’m not sure what format i want to do it in…maybe a video or audio recording.
basically im ril lazy
I watch paranorman almost every night to fall asleep to
this lunatic loves pita so much