I was laughing so hard at that picture of snoop in the blonde wig that one of my coworkers thought I was hiding and crying

raissanutbran:

Off to a wedding! I’m getting better at taking selfies. ๐Ÿ’‹

unstoppable

raissanutbran:

Off to a wedding! Iโ€™m getting better at taking selfies. ๐Ÿ’‹

unstoppable

who would have taken the top of this barrel

who would have taken the top of this barrel

how many more mason jars must die for weddings

toastyreaper:

I want this Thundertaker more than any Lamborghini or mustang, or pretty much any other vehicle in the history of mankind.

The great funeral sauce reblogged my boring day at work. It's been a long time (formerly dearlydeparted_) hope all is well with you fellow colleague.

I love that pic! I can’t believe everyone isn’t reblogging it! I’m gonna reblog it again tomorrow morning, afternoon, and evening! THEY WILL LOVE YOU EVEN IF I HAVE TO MAKE THEM!

Preview of Funeral Sauce’s 2014 Holiday Gift Guide

Ear Spoon
$1.45-$4.99

Ear spoons, primarily used in Asia, haven’t ever really picked up in the US, mostly due to our fear of inserting rigid metal objects in our ears that could easily make you go deaf if you’re using this on the drive into work and you hit a bump, like I almost did this morning.

BUY IF: you want to save your loved ones literally hundreds of cents on q-tips.

DONT BUY IF: you don’t want to see this constantly hanging out of someone’s ear, because it will become an obsession.

Preview of Funeral Sauce’s 2014 Holiday Gift Guide

Ear Spoon
$1.45-$4.99

Ear spoons, primarily used in Asia, haven’t ever really picked up in the US, mostly due to our fear of inserting rigid metal objects in our ears that could easily make you go deaf if you’re using this on the drive into work and you hit a bump, like I almost did this morning.

BUY IF: you want to save your loved ones literally hundreds of cents on q-tips.

DONT BUY IF: you don’t want to see this constantly hanging out of someone’s ear, because it will become an obsession.

I have an interview at a funeral home and I was just wondering what would be the appropriate thing to wear? Suite and tie?
Anonymous

probably safe

toastyreaper:

Want

1960 “thundertaker” cadillac hearse by superior coach works & bryan fuller hot rods. beautiful.

toastyreaper:

Want

1960 “thundertaker” cadillac hearse by superior coach works & bryan fuller hot rods. beautiful.

once, a few years ago. i have a friend that lives up there somewhere in one of those little hillside villages. not sure where in maine i wanna go though when i’m up there in a few weeks! any suggestions of things i gotta see or do?
toastyreaper

once, a few years ago. i have a friend that lives up there somewhere in one of those little hillside villages. not sure where in maine i wanna go though when i’m up there in a few weeks! any suggestions of things i gotta see or do?

toastyreaper

It very well could be regional. I work in Maine

interesting!

also, i’m gonna be on tour up that way in a couple months!

troof

troof

I was taught that the difference between coffins and caskets were interiors. Coffin without one, and a casket with one. But I don't know, I've seen exceptions to that definition...

thatโ€™s a new one for me. maybe thatโ€™s regional? where is that at?

anyone else heard this before?

from what i can gather, you have a splendid taste in music. cheers! also your blog is lively as well (;

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