if not don’t wake me up until then

are color runs over yet

flipflopgaze:

dontcha wish ya girlfriend was entry-level alternative subculture like me

go follow brandon because he used to be really sad all the time but now he isn’t and you should all be proud of him

flipflopgaze:

dontcha wish ya girlfriend was entry-level alternative subculture like me

go follow brandon because he used to be really sad all the time but now he isn’t and you should all be proud of him

strangeremains:

I got a wave of new followers today.  To say thank you for following my blog here are some skulls of famous artists by artist Mimi ilnitskaya from Kazakhstan.  

is eating ass really big on tumblr in general right now or just among a few people I follow

on Halloween

realfun-funeral:

you:

me:

instagram!

funeralsauce:

I wanna follow more people on instagram! send me your user name so I can see the things you do and what you look like! also I am so personally offended that lesfemmefatale and severelymame don’t follow me back 🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣

instagram!

I wanna follow more people on instagram! send me your user name so I can see the things you do and what you look like! also I am so personally offended that lesfemmefatale and severelymame don’t follow me back 🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣

in line filing death certificates
another funeral director I know: you got one of them defibbilators [sic] on your job?
me: what?
AFDIK: one of them defibillators.
me: okay yeah what about them? do I have to take them out, yeah?
AFDIK: huh?
me: what do you mean?
AFDIK: you got one of them on your job?
me: what?
AFDIK: at the crematory? you got one of them?
me: [giving up] no we don't use those.
AFDIK: you know like one of those resuscitators.
me: yeah no I know what they are.
AFDIK: no it's like a joke...like if you had one who would you be resusciating? everybody dead. heheheheheheh [coughs]
me: ...
AFDIK: it's like a joke.
me: yeah, but like that'd be like me asking you if you had one at your funeral home. it doesn't make sense.
AFDIK: heheheheheheh [coughs]
me: [starts typing this blog post]

I was laughing so hard at that picture of snoop in the blonde wig that one of my coworkers thought I was hiding and crying

raissanutbran:

Off to a wedding! I’m getting better at taking selfies. 💋

unstoppable

raissanutbran:

Off to a wedding! I’m getting better at taking selfies. 💋

unstoppable

who would have taken the top of this barrel

who would have taken the top of this barrel