morbiddesires:

PSA: If you bring a (new, unused) wig to the mortuary for your loved one to wear for their funeral, we WILL all be trying it on behind the scenes.

this could not be more true. although around here it usually doesn’t matter if it’s new and unused, but it helps.

morbiddesires:

PSA: If you bring a (new, unused) wig to the mortuary for your loved one to wear for their funeral, we WILL all be trying it on behind the scenes.

this could not be more true. although around here it usually doesn’t matter if it’s new and unused, but it helps.

does anyone know what time I got off tinychat last night?

lady don’t change your baby on that couch

i take naps on that couch. that’s my napcouch.

I very much enjoy your Tumblr. I have just found it today. Would it be possible for you to show us a photo of your working area?

thanks! i don’t ever post full pictures of my actual job area (other than maybe an essentially unidentifiable flash of brick wall, carpet, or floor tile since it’s a public place) out of respect for the families we service and other people i work with, and i remain pretty anonymous on here, but here’s a photo from my apartment above the funeral home where funeralsauce gets made:

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much more fun stuff gets made at that working area than my real working area where i mostly spend my day filling out paperwork. nobody wants to see that!

Body found in hotel water tank

Los Angeles (CNN) — Tourists staying at a Los Angeles hotel bathed, brushed teeth and drank water from a tank in which a young woman’s body was likely decomposing for more than two weeks, police said.

Elisa Lam’s corpse was found in the Cecil Hotel’s rooftop water tank by a maintenance worker who was trying to figure out why the water pressure was low Tuesday.

Lam’s parents reported her missing in early February. The last sighting of her was in the hotel on January 31, Los Angeles Police said.

Detectives are now investigating the 21-year-old Canadian’s suspicious death, police Sgt. Rudy Lopez said.

It was not clear whether the water presented any health risks to those who consumed it. Results on tests on the water done Wednesday by the Los Angeles Public Health Department were expected later in the day.

The hotel management has not responded to CNN requests for comment. Video appears to show four cisterns on the hotel roof.

People who stayed at the Cecil since Lam’s disappearance expressed shock about developments.

“The water did have a funny taste,” Sabrina Baugh told CNN on Wednesday. She and her husband used the water for eight days. “We never thought anything of it,” the British woman said.

“We thought it was just the way it was here.”

What she described was not normal.

“The shower was awful,” she said. “When you turned the tap on, the water was coming black first for two seconds and then it was going back to normal.”

The hotel remained open after the discovery, but guests checking in Tuesday were told not to drink it, according to Qui Nguyen, who decided to find a new hotel Wednesday.

Nguyen said he learned about the body from a CNN reporter, not the hotel staff.

ahhhhhhh can you imagine. i was watching a video on another site (and there’s some videos at the source link that i didn’t watch, so they may show it there) where she was security camera footage of her in and out of the elevators right before she died, poking her head out like she was looking for someone following her. really eerie stuff.

So. I love your blog and it makes me happy. Thanks for that. (:

thanks!

here’s a few things I love that make me happy:

the smell of copier toner after you make a bunch of copies

that picture of mariska hargitay feeding her child a corn cob

fried eggs on burgers and pizzas

when old people say “davenport” instead of “couch”

…and all of yooooooou!!!!

sitting here at the doctor’s office waiting for a death certificate to get signed, and I looked down and realized I’ve been talking to people with dried snot all over my coat all morning.

see, I was sitting in the car earlier in a parking lot and sneezed three times and didn’t have a tissue, then someone pulled up next to me, and they didn’t get out of their car FOREVER, and I didn’t want them to see me going at my face with my bare hands, so after a while I eventually just forgot about it and drove away and wiped it after it dried, then sanitized my hands.

HOWEVER, I forgot to get it off my coat, as I sneezed into the crook of my arm as recommended by the CDC, so my coat was pretty much covered.

in other monday morning work news, why am I even posting about this?

actualdisgustinghuman

EDIT: this post is really just for the FS shoe and sneeze fetish community. I know you’re out there. I got your back.

sitting here at the doctor’s office waiting for a death certificate to get signed, and I looked down and realized I’ve been talking to people with dried snot all over my coat all morning.

see, I was sitting in the car earlier in a parking lot and sneezed three times and didn’t have a tissue, then someone pulled up next to me, and they didn’t get out of their car FOREVER, and I didn’t want them to see me going at my face with my bare hands, so after a while I eventually just forgot about it and drove away and wiped it after it dried, then sanitized my hands.

HOWEVER, I forgot to get it off my coat, as I sneezed into the crook of my arm as recommended by the CDC, so my coat was pretty much covered.

in other monday morning work news, why am I even posting about this?

actualdisgustinghuman

EDIT: this post is really just for the FS shoe and sneeze fetish community. I know you’re out there. I got your back.

people are so interesting

i did a home removal today and this lady kept screaming in the house:

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW??”
“WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW??”

like…

idk?

grief is really interesting…

Work Conversations
Embalmer1: Can you check on my baby for me tomorrow?
Embalmer2: Which one? It's like a goddamn nursery down here.
I thought your cat's name was Willow?
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who remembers this shit?

she has a lot of names…willow, PF, puff puff, pickle, puffington, pf chang, ching chong, doodlecat, noodle…but in all honesty i don’t think i’ve ever called her willow once, which is her “real” name.

where do I fill out a boyfriend application

my assistant puff puff has taken down all your info please get back to her regarding the status of your application

hm

hm

honestly just get a tamagotchi because all i do is eat, sleep, and poop so it’s like the same thing

honestly just get a tamagotchi because all i do is eat, sleep, and poop so it’s like the same thing

searchingforapieceofmind:

Happy Valentines Day…. by *jaded-ink
dug back into my gallery a bit for this one from last year. Happy Valentines Day to all of you. 


too lazy and had too long of a day to make anything for you all for valentine’s day, so here’s something lovely that someone else made. I picked up a man today that was dead in his house for something like 10 months, so nobody should feel lonely today because none of us have anything on that guy.
whooooo wants to be my valentineee??

searchingforapieceofmind:

Happy Valentines Day…. by *jaded-ink

dug back into my gallery a bit for this one from last year. Happy Valentines Day to all of you. 

too lazy and had too long of a day to make anything for you all for valentine’s day, so here’s something lovely that someone else made. I picked up a man today that was dead in his house for something like 10 months, so nobody should feel lonely today because none of us have anything on that guy.

whooooo wants to be my valentineee??

Shit baby fuck me with that rigor mortis dick.
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