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"She reckoned that anyone, looking back over her life, could pick out one year and say, ‘That was the best.’ It seemed that, for everyone, there was one spell of seasons when everything came together, smooth and glorious and full of wonder. It was only later on that you might wonder why it happened that way. It was like putting ten different savory things in the cold-pantry all at once, so each took on a bit of the others’ flavors; the mushrooms had a taste of ham and the ham of mushrooms; the venison had the slightest wild taste of partridge and the partridge had the tiniest hint of cucumbers. Later on in life, you might wish that the good things which all befell in your one special year had spread themselves out a little more, that you could maybe take one of the golden things and kind of transplant it right down in the middle of a three-year stretch you couldn’t remember a single blessed good thing about, or even a bad one, and so you knew things had just gone on the way they were supposed to in the world God had created and Adam and Eve had half uncreated—the washing had gone out, the floors had been scrubbed, the babies had been cared for, the clothes had been mended; three years with nothing to break up the gray flow of time but Easter and the Fourth of July and Thanksgiving and Christmas."
—Stephen King, The Stand
1) if you can see it, it’s visible. some funeral homes care more than others.
2) no, but it’s going to depend on where you work. some people do.
3) if you’re strictly an embalmer, no, you likely don’t have to deal with the public.
David Bowie’s rare cover of ‘Love Will Tear Us Apart’ by Joy Division.
A chance meeting in 1983 had David Bowie, Bernard Sumner and Peter Hook chatting away over beers in the Kings Arms in Salford. “…So we were all there just having a laugh and we joked that he should come n have a jam with us, then next minute - well, it was the next day actually, but i didn’t expect he’d definitely come by - and we were in the practice rooms and we were playing Love Will Tear Us Apart and I was like, f%$k we’re playing Love Will Tear Us Apart with David Bowie singing, this is crazy. We never released it - Bowie took a recording of it, and just layered some more vocals on for fun, sent it back to me…”
reblogging to spread the word that this is very not real
this came on shuffle tonight and since then i’ve been having a weird evening thinking about the way my life was two years ago or so, the way i felt, things i miss about that time, things i definitely don’t miss about that time, the people who were in my life, the people that weren’t in my life yet, how my relationships with some people have strengthened since then, and how some of them have weakened, and what to do about all of it.
I live in the midwest in a state where you can get licensed as funeral director only, non embalmer. to do so, you need only a bachelors degree and a two-year apprenticeship under a state funeral director, then pass the LRR and the SBE arts exam. the NBE is not required.
hi there, I’ve written about this extensively, and many, many times. id go back and find the posts for you, but I’m on the toilet and on my phone. but they shouldn’t be too hard to find. but the short answer is “yes.”
yooo I already follow you 😎💀👽
they’re on tour still I think. and yo even tho there will never be another episode of freaks and geeks or my so-called life i still recommend that shit
what if u heard a specific word and u had an orgasm so like if someone said pancake u would just have an orgasm
That would be amazing
there was once a man who had an orgasm when he would see a safety pin. listen to the story here, in the “magic tumors” chapter:
(also, this whole episode is really killer, and the last chapter, “henrietta’s tumor”, is based on pretty much the best book ever, “the immortal life of henrietta lacks”)