why does miraclewhip have a tumblr and why is it trying to get at my ass
also there’s this jackass that comes to the chinese restaurant parking lot behind my building in the middle of the night a few times a week and tosses a shit ton of wooden pallets from his shitty pickup truck into huge piles behind the restaurant. and he slams the fuckers down and it takes him like an hour, and it’s practically right outside my window. I’m gonna call the gd police one night I CANT SLEEP
I lost like 10 followers in the last few minutes so here’s a picture of my cat being mad because I was hugging her too many times in a row
when you’re on a budget..
hey everybody a few hours ago I had to fart, and I pushed real hard and then something definitely went wrong in my brain, and I’ve had an insane headache ever since. so if i die in the night from a fart-induced brain bleed I just want everyone to know that y’all too obsessed with pokemon, one direction, smoking weed, and saying “THIS.”