wafflesinmyvcr:

It’s my bestest doodle friend funeralsauce !

rare photo of me

wafflesinmyvcr:

It’s my bestest doodle friend funeralsauce !

rare photo of me

Hullo! I was wondering if you could possibly give any advice on getting a job as a crematory tech/in a funeral home? Like things they look for, what looks good on a resume, ect. I'm in need of a job change, and I'd love to get into the field, preferably without schooling. Thank you kindly!

that’s so hard to answer. I’ve never even written a resume in my life and wouldn’t know where to start! I’m completely unprepared for the adult world, but I limp along in it anyway.

as for general advice on schooling, how to find a job, etc, browse back on this blog and you’ll run into it soon, then later, then soon again, and later, and later, and later, and pretty much once a month or so for the last few years. lots of advice!!

almost 20 years later and I still think SHAGUAR! every time I see a Jaguar

fuck I just had like a religious experience dragging a box across the parking lot like idk the dragging sound and feeling the weight behind me and pulling I need time off

these things make me so uncomfortable every time i see one i think jessica tandy is going to become friends with it or it’s going to fall in love with robin williams

funinfunerals:

This reminds me of an 80’s punk song by the Ciclids, Do Dead People Tan?

funinfunerals:

This reminds me of an 80’s punk song by the Ciclids, Do Dead People Tan?

“I dropped the television remote, and when I went to check under the bed I found her. It was like something out of a scary movie,” said Aaron Silver, the man staying in the room.

“I clean that room every day. I noticed a smell several times, and told my manager,” said Anita Rodriguez, a housekeeper at the motel. “He told me to just use extra Febreeze in the room and it would go away eventually. I always hated cleaning that room.”

“Funny thing is, the records also show literally almost 1,000 complaints from people who stayed in the room over the years. Everything from a bad smell to an ‘eerie feeling.’ Several people even asked to switch rooms in the middle of the night,” said Goldsmith. “The motel really should have checked out that room a little more closely.”
gravyholocaustsucks:

shmemson:

theonion:

Person Who Will Embalm You Walking Around Out There

Shit

funeralsauce

or, in my case, slide you into a brick chamber and set you on fire until I’ve decided that you’ve had enough, then put you into a giant food processor and grind you to dust.

gravyholocaustsucks:

shmemson:

theonion:

Person Who Will Embalm You Walking Around Out There

Shit

funeralsauce

or, in my case, slide you into a brick chamber and set you on fire until I’ve decided that you’ve had enough, then put you into a giant food processor and grind you to dust.

My boss said something this morning that I can’t stop thinking about. She was visiting a hospital website, and there was a photo of the hospital at the top of the page. She looked at it, and said “wow it looks just like it!” And I can’t figure out what she meant by that. I have been thinking about it all day.

kmratticus:

A few doodles from last semester. 

funeralfarm:

Underneath the funeral home.

actually killing me though