If you were going to be a condiment, what kind do you think you would be? Would you stay as a sauce, or be more of a mustard type man?

this was the only ask i got what happened to my blog

grace jones

i can’t fall back to sleep so i’m gonna lay here and think about my life or something but you should send me asks to answer while i’m at work tomorrow

i can’t fall back to sleep so i’m gonna lay here and think about my life or something but you should send me asks to answer while i’m at work tomorrow

in the middle of re-reading the stand, and re-reading the dark tower books in the background of my primary reading. and have been reading doctor sleep since I got it from my birthday in october…i don’t know why I’m moving so slowly on that one…probably because it’s a physical book (and a bitch to carry around). just been thinking about stephen king a lot lately. you should too.

i thought i was going to have a point when i started this post but it doesn’t always happen ya know.

Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that Funeral Sauce is a kawaii fuckass who'm I miss dearly. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.

i follow you on instagram now follow
me back you bad bitch

hey i feel like i never see you on my dash anymore so i went directly to your blaüg. i saw some post about you wanting to shut it down. hey maybe you should just leave it as is - put it on pause and start another one. it'd be a shame for it to just vanish. anyhow, just wanted to drop in and say hi and wish you well. mila.

mila i love you where are you. another message well over a year old.

I have the same problem with pinterest that I do with Instagram. Just glossy surfaces and no depth.

i’m now on instagram and I feel this message real hard right now. also this message is at least a year old.

burning humans smell the same as any burning meat. don’t forget that.

lp: but you cute tho
dench: prob not. just my cats and dumb shit
bcft (which shall always be your name to me): found yours already bby

lp: but you cute tho
dench: prob not. just my cats and dumb shit
bcft (which shall always be your name to me): found yours already bby

mmmm send me your instagram

I’m all over that shit now 3 years late

I do, but they still give me my mail when it comes to the funeral home. I’ll send it to you via text or email or twitter. I don’t have fb anymore.

I do, but they still give me my mail when it comes to the funeral home. I’ll send it to you via text or email or twitter. I don’t have fb anymore.

you don’t love me anymore begone

you don’t love me anymore begone

you know

someone asked me the other day about what they should do to either mask or get used to decomp smell during removals, and some advice they had gotten was to wait until the embalming chemicals strip away their sense of smell. which really happens, by the way.

and for some reason I’m all pissed off about it today. not at the person who asked the question, just at the industry in general. you embalm in full gear when you’re at school but absolutely no one embalms with much more than gloves and a smock in the real world, and it’s kinda messed up because embalming fluid is just the nastiest shit and is very capable of giving you cancer.

also there’s this really strange “macho” attitude in the industry regarding chemical fumes where it’s like you’re almost expected to not be worried about them when you’re actually out in the world embalming.

but wear a respirator yo even if people make fun of you, because embalming fluids are SO nasty for you.

none of that shit in the dark knight would have gone down if billy dee williams had still been harvey dent

none of that shit in the dark knight would have gone down if billy dee williams had still been harvey dent