mortreport:

Hey, y’all! This post is about #FridayReads. Yes, I know. It’s Thursday. Hold on to your butts, I’ve got an explanation.

For anyone who didn’t know, I’m an avid reader. I always have and (hopefully!) always will devour books as part of my regularly scheduled rest and relaxation. Since I’m…

this is a little too subjective and complicated for me to participate in, but some y’all might wanna.

gloomgaze:

skeletor is an inspiration to us all because he’s a skeleton but also ripped as fuck and ready to throw down

hmm

hmm

ugh…no…

ugh…no…

so the dryer is broken.

no. are you hot by any chance?

royalsandmonarchs

no. are you hot by any chance?

royalsandmonarchs

those aren't the pokérap lyrics
Anonymous

thank u ash

reblog if the only part of the pokerap you remember is tentacool TENTACRUEL ae ro dact yl sloooowpoke

interior design by fs: bathroom where there are dozens of non-functional security cameras lining the walls and ceiling pointed directly at the toilet

I know my job is weird and fucked up. but you know whose job is way more fucked? the people at the hospital who put hats on dead babies. you would not believe the amount of dead babies we get that are wearing only a hat. what’s happening at the hospitals? can someone in the medical field tell me why we’re putting hats on dead babies? but no clothes?

funeralsauce:

also it is so rude if you follow me and are hot and I don’t know about that

like that is so rude

everyone post a selfie and tag me in it so I can look at u

also it is so rude if you follow me and are hot and I don’t know about that

like that is so rude