Undertakers, funeral directors, and embalming.
nah. quarters for laundry and a broken pair of eyeglasses that just needs two screws. yet i bought a set of like 15 different eyeglass screws on amazon and none of them fit so i guess i have to take them to a PROFESSIONAL
also, i wish i was making this up, but then i spilled the drink all over the same place after i successfully poured it fuck